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Diamond Geezer (Smoking Deterrent)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black frame 17 x 21 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back.
DIAMOND GEEZER
Down and out and a bit of a wheezer,
in my day I was a diamond geezer,
now I can only dream of my disco diva,
and I've got a different kinda night fever!
Smoking like a trooper,
feeling like a loser;
tried to give up
but turned into a boozer!
Down at the disco, it looked cool to smoke -
but I'm not so cool now as I wheeze and choke!
My disco diva ran off
to a smoke free zone
as I slowly walk round
my smoke filled home!
Price: £199.00
Hollow World (Framed Original with Poem)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black frame 17 x 21 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back. It is painted on Daler Rowney 300g Watercolour Paper.
HOLLOW WORLD
Taj Mahal,
Empire state,
London Bridge,
Golden Gate,
Eiffel Tower,
Pisa Learning,
Liberty Statue,
full of feeling;
wherever I am,
even beaming,
without you,
has no meaning.
Comfort food
gives good feeling
when life is bleak
and has no meaning.
Price: £199.00
Abstract Boat (Framed Original)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black box frame 9 x 11 x 1 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back.
ABSTRACT BOAT
Tide went out,
boat got lower;
cant get on
to go and row her.
Its too low to go!
Price: £99.00
NESSIE FRAMED ORIGINAL WATERCOLOUR (POEM INCLUDED)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black box frame 9 x 11 x 1 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back
NESSIE
Deep in the depths
of old Loch Ness
live prehistoric monsters
where? they all search and guess.
Nessie outwits them all
as they sit on the cold
and watch the rain fall;
he's at home in the water
but we're like drowned rats
as they all do research
and look at the stats.
If he's there
he doesn't want to be found,
imagine their shock
if he came to ground!
Like Jurassic park,
they'd all run a mile
as Nessie turns the tables
and hunts them for a while.
Price: £99.00
Cricket Ball Breakfast (Original Framed Watercolour)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black box frame 9 x 11 x 1 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back. Can be hung either way.
CRICKET BALL BREAKFAST
Imagine cutting into a cricket ball
and finding a weird and wonderful fruit inside;
a leather lychee -
how surreal that would be,
like finding apple juice in a a peach -
that'd soon be gone,
I think it'd soon catch on!
Imagine the batsman
does a bad hit in a match,
it turns into fruit juice
as the bowler tries to catch!
Price: £99.00
Pink Elephants, Geese and Swans A4 Framed Print and Poem.
Description:
The Print is of my original Watercolour painting and it's on Epson photo paper, printed with genuine canon inks. The poem is printed on coloured card and it's all in the black A4 Frame. (The 2nd photo shows the original for a closer look, that is for sale separately)
PINK ELEPHANTS, GEESE & SWANS.
Has my goose flown
or did I cook it?
Never meant to if I did,
wish that I could hook it.
I can't even think
of elephants that are pink,
there's a dark grey one in the room;
he's singing to my tune;
his colour matches my mood
with him I sit and brood.
I don't wanna see happy pairings,
now I'm single I can't find my bearings.
Swans mate for life,
I wish I was a swan -
then you wouldn't be gone.
Price: £79.00
BANANA SPLIT (Original painting poetic description included)
Description:
Original Watercolour in a black frame 17 x 21 inch with a choice of mount colours (please message me on Paypal's "message to seller" section when you purchase stating your choice of mount colour, if only one colour is shown this is the most suitable to compliment this painting, includes poem printed on coloured card and certificate of authenticity. Painting is signed on the back.
BANANA SPLIT
If a person slips on a banana and does the splits,
is it called a person split?
To do a human split
you must be fit,
you know how to fall
and you're supple with it.
Bananas break easy
but the skin is supple,
humans and bananas
are a similar couple!
Price: £149.99
Time Warp (A4 Print of my original))
Description:
Unframed Prints
This is printed on Bockingford A4 watercolour paper for inkjet printing 190 grams 90lb. It is printed on a Canon flatbed inkjet printer using genuine Canon inks. The poem will be printed out on coloured card and sent to you with your print
TIME WARP
With consciousness technology
in a parallel universe,
what you want will be.
Time Travel
through a time warp,
better, stronger, faster:
be a consciousness technology master.
You can be, do or have
anything you want;
meditate - turn matter to wave,
and the road to your dreams
you'll be able to pave.
Price: £29.99
A New Broom Sweeps Clean and Poem
Description:
A NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN
A new broom sweeps clean,
whether it's your floor
or a new person or scheme.
Sweep your house,
sweep your shed,
Sweep the cobwebs
and under the bed;
Sweep the leaves,
sweep your drive,
but don't leave your broomstick
on its own outside -
the local witch might take a ride!
The above poem will be printed out on coloured card to accompany it. There is a choice of 3 mount colours, yellow, orange or purple: Please message me on paypal's "Message to seller" when your purchase, stating which colour you would like. This is painted on Daler Rowney 300g 140lb Watercolour Paper and is Framed in a Black Box Frame. Includes certificate of authenticity.
Price: £169.00
ABSTRACT ANYTHING FRAMED ORIGINAL (Poem included)
Description:
This A4 painting is in a black box frame ( 12.25 x 15 x 1 inch). Please message me with your choice of surrounding colour yellow, orange or green. It is on Daler Rowney 300 gram watercolour paper and was painted with St. Petersburg white nights watercolours. The poem will be printed out on coloured card and sent to you with the painting. Includes certificate of authenticity.
ABSTRACT ANYTHING
Shapes and colour,
what do you see?
A great big burger
for your tea?
A pebble palace,
a stained glass window,
an abstract painting -
where could it go?
Is there a blank wall
calling out for some colour?
A treat for yourself,
or a gift for your mother?
These colours and hues
can be whatever you choose!
Price: £169.00